**How's Newton's law applied to man: - First law states," Every student continues in their talk until and unless teacher applied some external force on them". - Second law states," The face of monkey is directly proportional to the man and indirectly proportional to the product of their leg and tail." - Third law states," when someone teases a girl(action) then the girl's sandal kisses the doer (reaction)."** **some ladies, who were determined to put one end to drinking in their colony, went to the house of a retired army officer one evening."when did you last have a drink?" they asked. "1945" replied the officer. "That is very good" remarked the ladies very happily. "so you are a good man now?" " I would call it exactly that," replied the officer, looking at his watch." you see it is only 2015 now."** **A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up. A hardcore criminal showed up and saine,"you are wasting time on small items. Why don't you rob a bank?" The boy replied,"By the time i leave school all banks are closed." ** ** Madan was in class II. He was having his exams. After he finished his English exam, friends asked him how he did. He replied." the exam was good but i didn't know the past tense of think. So, i thought, thought, thought and wrote Thunk.** ** The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying any attention in class. She called on him and said,"Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28, and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied,"NBC, CBS, HBO and the cartoon Network!** **A guy walks in a bar and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows and decides to go and say hi to him, but he doesn't want to drag his beer mug with him. So, he sets it on a table, along with a note "i spit in this beer" hoping that none will steal it then, upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!".
**How's Newton's law applied to man: - First law states," Every student continues in their talk until and unless teacher applied some external force on them". - Second law states," The face of monkey is directly proportional to the man and indirectly proportional to the product of their leg and tail." - Third law states," when someone teases a girl(action) then the girl's sandal kisses the doer (reaction)."** **some ladies, who were determined to put one end to drinking in their colony, went to the house of a retired army officer one evening."when did you last have a drink?" they asked. "1945" replied the officer. "That is very good" remarked the ladies very happily. "so you are a good man now?" " I would call it exactly that," replied the officer, looking at his watch." you see it is only 2015 now."** **A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up. A hardcore criminal showed up and saine,"you are wasting time on small items. Why don't you rob a bank?" The boy replied,"By the time i leave school all banks are closed." ** ** Madan was in class II. He was having his exams. After he finished his English exam, friends asked him how he did. He replied." the exam was good but i didn't know the past tense of think. So, i thought, thought, thought and wrote Thunk.** ** The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying any attention in class. She called on him and said,"Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28, and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied,"NBC, CBS, HBO and the cartoon Network!** **A guy walks in a bar and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows and decides to go and say hi to him, but he doesn't want to drag his beer mug with him. So, he sets it on a table, along with a note "i spit in this beer" hoping that none will steal it then, upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!".
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